Our Police history books for 99p! Special ‘Lockdown’ offer

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Get our Police history books for just 99p each on Kindle! Starting at 7pm on 24th April for 7 days.

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All our novels for 99p on Kindle!! Special ‘Lockdown’ offer.

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Get all our novels for just 99p each! Starting at 7pm on 24th April for 7 days.

If you haven’t got a Kindle, don’t worry, you can download the Kindle app onto any device.

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the ‘Made in Birmingham’ series, loosely linked but very different stories….

All of our books for 99p each! Special ‘Lockdown’ offer

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Get all our books, novels, humour and serious for just 99p each on Kindle! Starting at 7pm on 24th April for 7 days. (Excludes ‘Top Secret Worcestershire’ & It’s A Blag II)

If you haven’t got a Kindle, don’t worry, you can download the Kindle app onto any device.

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It’s A Blag! Volume II – Published today! More Police tricks & funny stories..

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Welcome once more to the hidden world of Police humour. Another dose of pranks and funny stories from inside ‘The Job’, showing that the Police are, after all, human. Humour and playing tricks on each other helps to cope with the things they have to face, but that does mean that sometimes the joke is very ‘dark’. This little book also delivers a nostalgia hit, as many of the stories date back to the days of ‘Life On Mars’ and even further, preserving a different, more innocent, world.

Other books in this series:

‘It’s A Blag’ – the ‘dark art’ of Police humour, Volume I

‘One In For D & D’ – a hilarious expose of slang used by the Police.

The authors have many decades of policing experience between them, and have compiled these books with the help of colleagues. The contents are 100% genuine.

Available as a Paperback or Kindle version

 

Stay in, stay safe and have a laugh with us…

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Ta-Ra-a-Bit, Our Kid

What does ‘Chobblin’ mean? What are ‘Donnies’? If it’s ‘Black Over Bill’s Mother’s’ what should you do? Where does the saying come from? All these questions and many more are answered in this humorous and engaging little book of how Brummies spoke and speak. containing sayings and phrases from recent history and much, much further back.

Essential for the younger Brummie to understand their older relatives, and a book full of nostalgia for the ‘old uns’. A treasure-trove of Brummie, Black Country and other slang used in Birmingham for centuries. An important repository for these fast – disappearing local gems. Read it, use them and keep our heritage language alive. Also a great gift for older Brummies.

This Second Edition contains loads of extra Brummie phrases and is about 40% bigger!

See ‘Ta-Ra-a-Bit, Our Kid

It’s A Blag

 

‘Welcome to an unseen world – unless you are a ‘cop’ of course. These are genuine stories of the tricks that police officers play on each other, plus a dose of funny police stories as a bonus. You won’t believe the extraordinary lengths some officers will go to, in order to ‘get one over’ a colleague, or the quick thinking and wit to make the most of a situation that presents itself.

Police and graveyards, police and mortuaries, the ‘character building of Probationary Constables, the Florida job that wasn’t, the magic bank card, the ‘art of spinning’, the ‘wubbery’ chow mein – they are all in here.

Mention the words ‘blag’ and ‘blaggers’, and most people of a certain age will think of the slang word used regularly in ‘The Sweeney’ to describe armed robbers, who attacked security vehicles with sawn-off shotguns and pick-axe handles in the 1970/80s.

In this little book, however, you will discover a very different police meaning – the ‘dark humour’ deployed by police officers to play tricks on their colleagues. The ability to ‘wind-up’ staff was, and still is, seen as a desirable skill, funny, sometimes ‘well over the top’ and occasionally outrageously inappropriate. ‘Blags’ played on colleagues, some almost legendary, are enshrined within local policing memory and culture, and in this book the authors offer a light-hearted peek inside a little-known sub-culture. Not meant to be taken too seriously, it shows that even within the institution of the police service there is plenty of room for humour, and that the police are only human!

See It’s A Blag

One In For D & D

 

Evening all’- a police saying invented by television, spoken by the archetypal British policeman, P.C. George Dixon. But it’s not in this book, because it isn’t real. Instead you’ll find ‘Sarbut’ inside? Is that a ‘who’ or a ‘what’? And what are ‘Appointments’, because you won’t find them in a diary? Why would you call someone ‘Bungalow’? And who are the ‘Donkey Wallopers’? What does ‘All correct sir’ mean, and is ‘Carry on sir’ straight out of a film?

Find the answers in this light-hearted little book, which is essential ‘Brummie’ reading and lifts the lid on the strange phenomena of ‘police humour’. This book explores more than five hundred phrases, abbreviations and nicknames, spoken by the police in the West Midlands over many decades.

See ‘One In For D & D’

Stay safe, stay in and immerse yourself in the glory days of Ziggy

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‘Pretty Thing’

An intriguing mystery beginning in the early 1970’s. A story of sexual awakening, betrayal and cultural conflict, entwined with David Bowie’s rise to stardom.

Alice, a world-weary woman, meets a stranger in the park. She is the scarred survivor of failed relationships, none of which have ever measured up to her first love, Danny. The stranger attracts, but is there any future with him, and why is he so mysterious?

Christmas 1972. Alice meets Danny, a shy and beautiful boy at the youth club disco. They fall in love with all the intensity of ‘first love’. Then Danny sees an orange-haired, sexually ambiguous Bowie perform ‘Starman’ on ‘Top Of The Pops’ and becomes obsessed with ‘Ziggy Stardust’. But is it just the music, or the sexual challenge that Bowie presents, that attracts? Danny embarks on a personal journey to find his true self that leads him into ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll’, the orbit of a rising star, and a darker life.

Meanwhile, David Jones, as ‘Ziggy Stardust’, is progressing along the path to stardom. When he bursts upon the public, it shatters convention, blasting the grey early 70’s world away in a riot of glitter, ‘glam’ and trashed sexual boundaries. Nothing will ever be the same again. For him, Danny or Alice……

Part love story, part thriller, including the true story of David Bowie’s rise to stardom as ‘Ziggy Stardust’; this book is historically accurate. Recreating some of Bowie’s live appearances as ‘Ziggy Stardust’ from a fan’s perspective, it is filled with 70’s nostalgia, and fascinating details of the ‘Ziggy’ story.

Part of the ‘Made In Birmingham’ series of books. Each book is a story in its own right, but fit loosely together, sharing characters and ‘history’.

1)‘Black Over Bill’s Mother’s

2)‘Pretty Thing’

3)‘Keep Right On’

4)‘The Touch Of Innocence’

The author, Steve Burrows, has been a fan of David Bowie since seeing ‘Starman’ on ‘Top Of The Pop’ in 1972. He always wanted to write about Bowie, and found a way of combining accurate research with a great story. The book should appeal to lovers of a good read, and Bowie fans and others who want to ‘feel’ what it was like in the early Seventies when ‘Ziggy Stardust’ burst upon the consciousness of Britain and the world.

 

 

 

Stay safe and stay in with the ‘Made In Birmingham’ Series.

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Enough reading to last ……..

BLACK OVER BILL’S MOTHER’S

It’s 1942 and a Birmingham girl has a one night stand with a black GI. Nine months later she has twins – one black, one white. This is their story, and that of their rival, an Irish lad who dances with the devil in the form of the IRA.

Police, gangsters, bikers, terrorism, historical events and an epic, twisting plot that spans four decades, taking the reader from the streets of Birmingham and Worcester, to Ireland, New York, California and Cyprus.

Grounded in Birmingham and packed with local language and locations, this is a Brummie book with UK appeal by Brummie authors Michael Layton and Stephen Burrows.

Set predominantly in the Fifties, Sixties and Seventies, in Birmingham, Ireland, New York and California, Black Over Bill’s Mother’s is a huge dose of nostalgia, history and culture. A fast – moving and gripping story of a family falling apart, featuring police, Hells Angels and gangs in a struggle for supremacy.

The plot winds through five decades before a gripping conclusion full of twists and turns.Incorporating genuine historical events and locations, imbued with Brummie language, police slang, music and culture of the times, this book is in the tradition of Peaky Blinders, and could be the next generation.

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PRETTY THING

An intriguing mystery beginning in the early 1970’s. A story of sexual awakening, betrayal and cultural conflict, entwined with David Bowie’s rise to stardom.

Alice, a world-weary woman, meets a stranger in the park. She is the scarred survivor of failed relationships, none of which have ever measured up to her first love, Danny. The stranger attracts, but is there any future with him, and why is he so mysterious?

Christmas 1972. Alice meets Danny, a shy and beautiful boy at the youth club disco. They fall in love with all the intensity of ‘first love’. Then Danny sees an orange-haired, sexually ambiguous Bowie perform ‘Starman’ on ‘Top Of The Pops’ and becomes obsessed with ‘Ziggy Stardust’. But is it just the music, or the sexual challenge that Bowie presents, that attracts? Danny embarks on a personal journey to find his true self that leads him into ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll’, the orbit of a rising star, and a darker life.

Meanwhile, David Jones, as ‘Ziggy Stardust’, is progressing along the path to stardom. When he bursts upon the public, it shatters convention, blasting the grey early 70’s world away in a riot of glitter, ‘glam’ and trashed sexual boundaries. Nothing will ever be the same again. For him, Danny or Alice…..

See ‘Pretty Thing’

KEEP RIGHT ON

Within the world of warring football clans in the hot summer of 1976, something stirs – an unlikely love between a young couple on opposing sides.

1976. Birmingham. Aston Villa and Birmingham City football clubs are both in the First Division. They are old rivals, whose hooligan ‘football firms’ are locked in a vicious struggle for supremacy. Two criminal families, The Murphys and the Carters, control the firms, and they hate each other. But love crosses the boundaries between them, setting off a tragic chain of events. Can it prevail over the violence?

Corrupt cop Rob Docker returns, and this time he wants revenge.In the background, the National Front fight on the streets, racism is on the rise, and it’s the hottest summer in living memory.

See ‘Keep Right on’

THE TOUCH OF INNOCENCE

Docker is back! Corrupt and ruthless Detective, Rob Docker, gets enmeshed in the evil world of paedophiles, and has to fight for his own survival in the only way he knows, by making his own rules.

‘The Touch of Innocence’ is much more than a novel – it is a hard-hitting and grittily realistic indictment of the damage caused by possibly the worst crime of all – child abuse.

Based on a true experiences, ‘The Touch of Innocence’, a work of historical crime fiction, tells the explosive story of the consequences of society failing to carry out its duty of care to protect children.

Set in the West Midlands, Warwickshire and Worcestershire areas in the 1970s, the story tackles the disturbing subject of ‘paedophile rings’ operating through the prism of children in care. Corruption is rife and the guilty are protected by powerful and shadowy forces from the highest levels of society. Nothing and no-one are as they seem.

Above all, this a story where the lines between good and evil are constantly blurred, victims and perpetrators are at times hard to define, and some pay the ultimate price for their actions.

See ‘The Touch Of Innocence’