‘One In For D & D’

‘Evening all’- a police saying invented by television, spoken by the archetypal British policeman, P.C. George Dixon. But it’s not in this book, because it isn’t real. Instead you’ll find ‘Sarbut’ inside? Is that a ‘who’ or a ‘what’? And what are ‘Appointments’, because you won’t find them in a diary. Why would you call someone ‘Bungalow’? And who are the ‘Donkey Wallopers’? What does ‘All correct sir’ mean, and is ‘Carry on sir’ straight out of a film? Find the answers in this light-hearted little book, which is essential ‘Brummie’ reading and lifts the lid on the strange phenomena of ‘police humour’. This book explores more than five hundred phrases, abbreviations and nicknames, spoken by the police in the West Midlands over many decades. The nature of policing, with its adherence to rules and regulations, as well as procedures and the rule of law, implies that formality must be the norm. These principles can be evidenced no more clearly than by the tenets of the role of a police officer, which are enshrined within the ‘DNA’ of every member on joining the service, and defined as follows:‘ A Constable is a citizen, locally appointed, but having authority under the Crown, for the protection of life and property, the maintenance of order, the prevention and detection of crime and the prosecution of offenders against the Peace.’ Notwithstanding the formalities that must be adhered to when working in an operational environment, the police service, in keeping with many other occupations, has developed its own sub-language and culture, which has been transformed and added to over the decades. The authors of this little book were born in Birmingham, and worked in the police in the City and wider West Midlands during their extensive service spanning more than seventy years. Having already explored the use of so-called ‘Brummie’ slang words in a previous book, ‘Ta-ra-a-Bit, Our Kid’, they have now taken a light-hearted look at the routine use of slang, abbreviations and nicknames in the police service in the West Midlands, from the days before ‘political correctness’ to the present day, assisted by the memories of more than fifty colleagues, both serving and retired. ‘Black Humour’ is a facet of police culture and in truth it is also one of the many ‘coping mechanisms’ which enable human beings to function in a job which can be hugely stressful, often unpredictable and violent, as well as routinely challenging. Many of the slang phrases embrace an element of ‘darkness’ but rarely are, or were intended to be, malicious or negative. In an environment where most give ‘as good as they get’ the word ‘banter’ is quite commonly heard. Nowadays some of the content would be deemed culturally unacceptable, but the book represents a piece of social history, and the language represents the culture of its time. As such the authors did not feel that it would be right to apply today’s values to the past. For simplicity, this collection of over five hundred phrases and abbreviations is presented in alphabetical order, using of course the phonetic alphabet, still routinely employed by officers and police staff to this day. Above all the book demonstrates that even police officers have a great but ‘different’ sense of humour! Second edition with even more sayings. See our other Police humour books – It’s A Blag & It’s A Blag II #wmp #police #history #humour #nottobetakentooseriously #xmas


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